,
    "trustworthiness" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "root",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "password",
    "privileges" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => 3306,
    "database" => true,
    "log_level" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "root",
    "permissions" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "graig",
    "role" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "root",
    "permissions" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 3306,
    "database" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "123456",
    "host" => "low",
    "liability" => 5,
    "debug" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "password",
    "privileges" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => true,
    "log_level" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = "123456";
$mysql_db = 3;
$min_password_length = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "/var/www/html"
workers = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_every = 3600
keepalive = 'password';